you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now
"I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain."
I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and
Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
looks like things i would design
omg this kinda pisses me off..
This makes me uncomfortable.